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Have you seen this bloke? His name is
Marty. AKA Daddy & Honey. But the locals call him,
"The Instigator". He is known to get rather aggro and often starts a blue at the local boozer,as after he has a coldie or two he will look at the first bloke he sees and will start to have a chinwag then outta no where says you wanna bunch of fives boofhead? Once the blue starts he shoots through,laughing leaving a big barney behind. This bloke is from the Back of Bourke so we av been told. Might be in the company of a sheila and two ankle biters. He loves his amber nectar and some say he has gone Troppo,as his best mate is a 3 foot frog named Kermit who just happens to love the amber nectar too! If you see this bloke do not try to
approach him, just head off to the gaol and tell police
Officer Frederick. Officer Frederick will get ,Constable John James & they will take
care
of him. If the gaol is full they will chain him to the
large gum tree outside the gaol....until the stocks are free.
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The township of Mogo was very
quite yesterday ,with the exception of "The Instigator", who was down
at the local boozer having his normal chinwag, about the bitzer he got
for his ankle biters. Marty was saying his bitzer is far better than Frederick's
bluey, well you all know what happened after that. This bloke is
very cunning as he shoot's through before the police arrived. He
is
still on the run but Frederick
our local police officer has promised to
catch the larrikin.. We heard he has bush telly as someone
passing saw smoke and went to have a geezer.
The Reward still stands.
Just a reminder the boozer is closed tonight, as a group of time travellers have taken it over. They have come from the future to introduce us the the music of John Denver. |
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